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Want December 24, 2010



aka my Christmas wish list:


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I can get you off the naughty list

Filed under: Interesting / Funny — prisingh @ 3:05 pm
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Elf Pick-Up Lines

  • “Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?”
  • “We don’t see many happenin’ ladies north of the Arctic Circle.”
  • “That’s quite a set of ornaments you’ve got there.”
  • “Just because a guy wears tights doesn’t mean he’s gay.”
  • “One night with me, baby, and you’ll be sneezin’ tinsel.”
  • “Why, yes, I am George Stephanopoulos.”
  • “I can’t tell you how hard it is to be the only elf who’s Jewish.”
  • “Not everything about me is tiny.”
  • “That’s not Elmo, but don’t stop tickling.”
  • “I’m down here!”
  • “Just because I have bells on my shoes doesn’t mean I’m a sissy.”
  • “I was once a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.”
  • “No, no, I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks at Keebler.”
  • “You’d look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.”
  • “I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners.”
  • “I taught Santa everything he knows.”
  • “I’m a magical being. Take off your bra.”
  • “I’m free on Christmas Eve.”
  • “Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.”
  • “I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.”
  • “You know what they say about guys with big ears.”
  • “I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.”
  • “I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys.”
  • “I can get you off the naughty list.”


Filed under: Decorating / Interiors — prisingh @ 1:50 pm
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Good looks.


Day 09 – 60 Day Challenge

Filed under: 60 Day Challenge,My Life — prisingh @ 1:30 pm
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A picture you took yourself

Took this photo over the summer when I still had my iphone. After I lost it, I lost a bunch of other pictures too. Damnn.

019/365 (July 23rd, 2010)



I love the holidays. I love christmas lights. I want to live in this tree.