I can get you off the naughty list December 24, 2010
Elf Pick-Up Lines
- “Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?”
- “We don’t see many happenin’ ladies north of the Arctic Circle.”
- “That’s quite a set of ornaments you’ve got there.”
- “Just because a guy wears tights doesn’t mean he’s gay.”
- “One night with me, baby, and you’ll be sneezin’ tinsel.”
- “Why, yes, I am George Stephanopoulos.”
- “I can’t tell you how hard it is to be the only elf who’s Jewish.”
- “Not everything about me is tiny.”
- “That’s not Elmo, but don’t stop tickling.”
- “I’m down here!”
- “Just because I have bells on my shoes doesn’t mean I’m a sissy.”
- “I was once a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.”
- “No, no, I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks at Keebler.”
- “You’d look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.”
- “I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners.”
- “I taught Santa everything he knows.”
- “I’m a magical being. Take off your bra.”
- “I’m free on Christmas Eve.”
- “Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.”
- “I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.”
- “You know what they say about guys with big ears.”
- “I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.”
- “I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys.”
- “I can get you off the naughty list.”
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