jessiegeller: People I want to impress are never around when I manage to catch something March 1, 2011

jessiegeller: : “People I want to impress are never around when I manage to catch something”

(Via Twitter / jessiegeller.)

personality of a pitbull February 14, 2011

printprintprintprint February 5, 2011

i’m so tired February 2, 2011

January 24, 2011

“IF YOU’RE TRYING TO GET IN A GIRLS PANTS, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T IGNORE HER TEXTS… YOU CAN DO THAT AFTERWARDS.”




lmao

(Via GOT WISDOM?.)

I can’t help January 23, 2011

Unforeseen Circumstances January 22, 2011

rest your eyes January 21, 2011

Heavy Metal Penguin January 20, 2011

I want to be friends with this penguin. He be killin it.

Religion and Lobster January 19, 2011

Larry David goes on a rant about religion.